Land of the FREE by the Carib SEA.
"No Tyrants here linger. Despots must flee this tranquil Haven of Democracy..."
"Drive Back the Tyrants."
(Sophisticated) Drug Addicts...out there!
It's all about...U...dude. U...di man!
Just add a little cocaine. And...U...gone clear.
>> City National Bank
Beverly Hills, California
>> Chase Manhattan Financial Services
Beverly Hills, California
Department: PRIVATE BANKING
>>Staine & Barrow Law Offices
Belize City, Belize
>> Tropic Airlines
San Pedro Island
Belize, Central America
>>Redstone Golf Management
>>Beverly's Closet Boutique
San Pedro Island
Belize, Central America
Forgiving, Humble, Smart, Misunderstood.
Superlatives that I should only bestow...on the most Awesome Person...I've ever met.
He's not one to walk around "Name Dropping", or pounding his chest and letting the world know that:
"My Dad is a graduate of Rice University and he spent an evening with JFK...discussing a launch to the Moon."
Or..."My Uncles flew Thunderbolts and Mustangs in World War II, and helped SAVED the USA,
therefore I should be treated as such." No!...he's always...and forever...just himself.
So...believe me when I say:
It's all about...JANUARY 09
"I really must put an END to this Name Dropping.
As I was saying only the other day to Queen Elizabeth and the Pope."
Beverly McDougall = Proud Cosmetologist
Just in case no one ever told U,
Cosmetologist are very PROUD people.
Cos we believe and understand
that we OWN and Dominate the BEAUTY industry.
In other words...Cosmetologist SET trends.
We don't (follow) them.
Can U imagine how everybody would LOOK...out there
without the expertise of a Cosmetologist?
Bev and Ken in San Ignacio Town, CAYO.
On our way to Guatemala...and boy did we have an AWESOME time!
San Ignacio Town, CAYO, Belize.
Watch out Guatemala...here we come!
We'll be crossing the border in the next 20 minutes.
Ok, we could cross the border in 10 minutes, but I have to stop off at the river first.
Bev is driving...burning rubber...and Ken is in the passenger's seat.
Proudly entering Middle School as a "Gifted and Talented"
Horizon Student = Advance + Advance Level.
"Strive for a learning before you grow old.
For a learning is better than SILVER or GOLD.
Silver and Gold may vanish away.
But a good Education will NEVER decay."
Lloydia K. Price - Murillo
"If a person continues to see only GIANTS,
it means he is still looking at the world
through the eyes of a child.
I have a feeling that man's FEAR of woman
comes from first having seen her as the mother,
CREATOR of men."
- Anais Nin
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
Okay...I GIVE UP!!!
Any chick that is working on her Ph.D., and have a husband, plus 2 little children.
And she's also teaching at the university. And then she goes home and cooks big meals [from scratch].
And can still maintain a High Grade Point Average...to the point of RECOGNITION.
Well, hell....What kinda a woman...is that?
Not to mention...that she just recently sat for her most important EXAM.
And withstood a 2 hour [non-stop grilling] by a panel of doctors.
And at the end of the day...she passed [on her first attempt] with flying colors?
I don't know what else to say! So I officially...GIVE UP!!!
Let the gods...have their way...and do as they please.
Who Is She?
>>She was born at: Cedars Sinai Medical Center
>>The first school she attended was:
Monlux Elementary in North Hollywood, California
>>No!...she is NOT wearing a WEAVE.
Every strand of hair is naturally...hers.
>>She is 100% "ROOTS" Belizean.
How the WHITE man ended up OWNING...
Latin America and the Caribbean:
but alas, she spent her days "attacking" raw strangers that she barely knows.
Bad-mouthing others who were furthering their Education and honing their skills.
And in the process...almost went BANKRUPT. So when the Bank called and Threatened her.
What was her solution?
Go in search...of a Venture Capitalist...of course.
And who might that be you ask?
Duh...who else could it be...but a WHITE man. Ha!
She used to think she could just sleep with anybody's husband.
She used to think she could just move to Belize,
send off a few e-mails to Beverly Hills or Hollywood
And then DESTROY any Belizean she felt THREATENED by.
That was...until she CROSS paths with a WHITE man
whose madly in LOVE with a Belizean Creole Woman. Ha!
She built an entire "career" INTERFERING in other people's business.
But the more she talked 'bout others...the RICHER they became.
And lo and behold, she didn't even realize
that the people she was Bad-Mouthing...were 10 times BETTER off than she.
And...OMG! one day it finally dawned on her that she was a "functional illiterate"
with NO education at all. So she couldn't keep her beachfront property.
And, after so many loans...
She hadn't any other choice...than to sell it all to a WHITE man.
And then...the Poor Thing got really ANGRY...and threw away her phone.
Some people have a LOT of nerve...don't they?
Cos if I had NO education and had to be all over the USA...
searching for WHITE MEN to bail out my FAILING businesses in Belize,
I wouldn't even have the guts to be talking 'bout anybody else.
But...that's what a LACK of education does to a person.
Rather than picking up a BOOK and EDUCATING themselves...
they try to Cover-Up their own shortcomings...
by relentlessly attacking others.
"What country is British Honduras?"
And the students answered in one accord: Why, BELIZE...of course.
And then the professor asked the students:
"What have you learned about Belize?"
And a female student sitting in the back row, raised her hand and said:
"As a rule of thumb,
the HIGHLY educated in Belize
do NOT mingle with the uneducated
LOWER class Belizeans.
Cos it is widely known and understood
that such interactions could only breathe...ENVY and CONTEMPT.
I found it all quite thought provoking."
I was born in a THATCH house. But, I didn't like living that way.
So...I used to stare up at the sky and DREAM....of another world.
I dreamt that some day...a soldier flying a FIGHTER jet would land in
my back yard...and just take me awaaaaay....from my life of poverty.
And so I prayed, and I kept dreaming. And then suddenly one day...like MAGIC!.
When I was just 15-years of age...a real live SOLDIER landed in Belize...and
swooped me up in his arms. He said he came to take me OUT of my thatch house.
forever...and give me a brand NEW life.
Even though he was 40-years older than me... I didn't even care 'bout that.
Because my only job was to WASH CLOTHES for people...and be their MAID..
So when people call me..."SOLDIER BAIT" I don't give a damn.
Because I only sleep with SOLDIERS...and I'm proud...to be a soldier toffee.
This used to be MY thatch house.
But not anymore. Cos ever since I became an "OFFICIAL"
Soldier Bait...I went to another level.
Now I have access to George Bush, Obama, Dr. Phil...you name it.
Now everybody refer to me as the..."SHADOW GOVERNMENT of BELIZE.",
"You Better Belize It...people!"
As a matter of fact,
George Bush and Obama told me that my job now
is to [POLICE] all the Belizeans living at home and abroad.
And if any of them are acting out of line...
I must report to Dr. Phil...and he will immediately get on their case.
In other words, I am the self-proclaim...Judge and Jury.
Dr. Phil and his Reporter...dispatched to BELIZE.
He's on the PROWL....y'all.
And any BELIZEAN living at home or abroad...
who is acting out of line, or refuse to COMPLY.
Have NO fear, Dr. Phil will take you OUT!!!
Why? Cos that's what he's getting PAID to do...y'all.
BTW: If Dr. Phil and his "people" walk up to you in Belize and say:
"We want your PROPERTY."
Y'all betta turn it over to them. No questions asked. Why? Cos...Dr. Phil will take you...OUT!!!
By any means necessary.
"You Better Belize It."
And other countless awards.
And just another ball gown...to purchase.
SUB UMBRA FLOREO
~ 10th & the 21st of September*~